when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
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