I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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