I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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