summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
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Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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