If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
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Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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