His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
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He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
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From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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