I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Life is so much better after having sex.
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the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
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New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
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