Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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