That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
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