North Korea, Best Korea!
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
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Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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