worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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