tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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