id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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