i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
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Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
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do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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