Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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