In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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