If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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