Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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