I wish i was in the wii world.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
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she's just sitting here eating cilantro out of my herb garden and watching some show about ducks on tv and laughing, what the fuck did you give her?
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
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As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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