dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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