apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
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Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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