i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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