Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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