I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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