In the future we'll all be gay
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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