Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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