Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
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jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
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I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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