can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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