o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
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