you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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