So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
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Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
The air taste purple.
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