i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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