This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
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I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
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Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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