living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
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Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
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It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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