dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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