Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
I bought him flowers and fake vampire fangs, cuz there's really not a greeting card that says "Sorry I got wasted last night and started a very sloppy bloodletting ritual.".
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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