Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Watching her eat just hurts me
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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