I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
