i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
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she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
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I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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