The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
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