It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
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The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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