I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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