I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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