I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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