We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
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She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
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I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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