maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I deserve this hangover.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
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