Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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