grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
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