Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
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So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
the arrest was probably divine intervention, cause i think we were heading to an ill-advised threesome.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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