We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
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No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
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