remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
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Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
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For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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