You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I knew the sex would be bad when he slipped the rubber on and said "safe sex activated"
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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