he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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