He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
Do you remember whose house we're in?
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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